tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1361046472173650792012-02-16T18:04:47.798-08:00Why would you do that?!You for real?http://www.blogger.com/profile/02006764607366039637noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-136104647217365079.post-23950443024329480082011-07-27T09:59:00.000-07:002011-07-27T09:59:47.489-07:00Histery? WTF is Histery?<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Received an email today about an individual that is looking for work. The email content was along the lines of providing word processing assistance as well as research assistance on projects. it read (copy/paste):</div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><br /></div><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">Email title:Do you have a Mystery about the Histery of your site?! I'll solve it for you!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">Hello All! </span><br style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">I am generally available for </span><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">[DELETED]</span><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"> file reviews including--</span><br style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">Environmental Government Agency document reviews and report copying in B&W and Color, </span><br style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">County and City Building & Safety and Due Diligence research, </span><br style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">Substructure Map, general map, and </span><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">[DELETED]</span><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"> drawing retrieval (esp. </span><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">[DELETED]</span><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">), </span><br style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">Data table, spreadsheet creation, database entry of documents researched,</span><br style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">Street/building identifications, Assessor Parcel research, etc. in the [DELETED] area, particularily </span><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">[DELETED]</span><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"> and </span><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">[DELETED]</span><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">! </span><br style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">Please email me if you need any help! I have much experience in researching properties!! </span><br style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">Please note the new phone number! </span><br /><br /><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><br /></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">How about that catchy email title, eh? Sure makes me want to open it asap and begin reading! But wait, what in the hell is histery? and particularily? </div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><br /></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">You sent an email out to a bunch of people within the corporate network regarding potential work opportunities for word processing and you <u>misspelled</u> history and made up a word? Is George Bush Jr. emailing me? Who in their right mind would trust you to do your job correctly? The one thing I (we) have to get to know you, aside from your list of skills is this stupid email you sent out and you've even managed to FUBAR that.</div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><br /></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Not only that, but you've listed report copying in "B&W and Color" as a skill? Well call me crazy!! You can make copies in COLOR now?! AND it requires someone of special skill to do this?! I will request services IMMEDIATELY!!</div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><br /></div><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Proofread your shit please. </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/136104647217365079-2395044302432948008?l=makingmeangry.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>You for real?http://www.blogger.com/profile/02006764607366039637noreply@blogger.com0